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cups flour |
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tablespoons sugar |
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teaspoons salt |
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tablespoons salt |
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cup water warm but not
hot |
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egg beaten with 1
tablespoon of water |
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tablespoon yeast |
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teaspoons of baking soda
mixed with 1 cup of boiling water |
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Mix water/yeast mixture, sugar
and salt in a large mixing bowl. Add flour and mix
until dough is smooth. Add more flour if dough is
sticky. Divide the dough into 6 or 12 pieces. Roll
each piece into a rope about 1/2" thick. Form into
desired shapes. When joining pieces of dough,
moisten with a little water so they adhere.
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Divide the dough and roll into ropes |

Flatten out one end of your dick |
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Fold it over to form the head |

Add a set of balls at the base |
Place on a greased cookie sheet or silicone
baking mat. Let the pretzels rise
for half an hour or till about double in size, this
is
safe penis enlargement.

In a small bowl, combine baking soda and boiling water. Brush mixture liberally
onto pretzels. Let excess water dry, then brush with beaten egg and water
solution. Sprinkle with coarse salt and/or poppy or caraway seeds.
Bake at 450 degrees for 12 to 15 minutes or until well browned. Serve with
mustard.

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