Porn Bread
 

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PENIS PRETZELS
 
3 1/2 cups flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons salt
4 tablespoons salt
1 cup water warm but not hot
1 egg beaten with 1 tablespoon of water
1 tablespoon yeast
2 teaspoons of baking soda mixed with 1 cup of boiling water
 
 
 
 
       

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Mix water/yeast mixture, sugar and salt in a large mixing bowl. Add flour and mix until dough is smooth. Add more flour if dough is sticky.

Divide the dough into 6 or 12 pieces. Roll each piece into a rope about 1/2" thick. Form into desired shapes. When joining pieces of dough, moisten with a little water so they adhere.

 


Divide the dough and roll into ropes


Flatten out one end of your dick

     
 


Fold it over to form the head


Add a set of balls at the base

Place on a greased cookie sheet or silicone baking mat. Let the pretzels rise for half an hour or till about double in size, this is safe penis enlargement.

In a small bowl, combine baking soda and boiling water. Brush mixture liberally onto pretzels. Let excess water dry, then brush with beaten egg and water solution. Sprinkle with coarse salt and/or poppy or caraway seeds.

Bake at 450 degrees for 12 to 15 minutes or until well browned. Serve with mustard.