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Gingerbread Kama Sutra
 
1 cup butter softened
1 1/2 cup white sugar
2 tablespoons light corn syrup
4 tablespoons salt
1 egg
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 teaspoons ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
  Decorator frosting tubes in white, black, red and yellow
  Cinnamon candies

 

       

In a large bowl, cream together the butter, sugar and corn syrup until smooth. Beat in the egg. Combine the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, cloves and allspice; stir into the creamed mixture. Cover and refrigerate dough for at least 1/2 hour.

On a floured surface, roll the dough out to 1/4 inch in thickness. Cut into desired shapes using templates, shown below:.

Click on each picture below to print out the template:

 

     
 

Place cookies 1 1/2 inches apart onto cookie sheets. Bake for 8 minutes at 375 degrees. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack.

Cool completely before decorating. Use white frosting with a fine tip to outline figures. Use yellow frosting to make hair on female figures (or use a different color if you're not into blondes). Add eyes and mouths with fine tip black and red decorator gel or icing. Use a small dab of white frosting to attach cinnamon buttons if desired.

Tastes good. And remember, yeast is cheaper than iagra.