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Bukkake Cookies


Viagra Cupcakes


Dirty Sanchez


Horny Hearts  


Jiggly Gelatin Boobs


Cupid's Cock


Penis Pretzel


Double D Boob Buns 


Ejaculating Eclair


Witch's Tits


Halloweenies


Franken-Cocks


Vampire Vaginas 

 
Cupid's Cock Cookies
 
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
1 large egg
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 teaspoon baking powder
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon of salt
  Icing:
2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup milk
  Red food coloring
  Assorted colors of decorator gel and frosting

 

       


Using electric mixer, beat powdered sugar and butter in large bowl until light. Beat in egg and vanilla. Add flour, baking powder and salt. Mix just to combine. Divide dough in half. Gather each piece into ball; flatten into disks. Wrap in plastic and chill 1 hour.


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Preheat oven to 325F. Roll out 1 dough disk on floured work surface to 1/8-inch thickness. Using cupid template, cut out cookies by tracing with a knife. Transfer cookies to ungreased baking sheets, spacing 1 inch apart. Gather dough scraps; reroll to 1/8-inch thickness. Cut out more cookies.

Bake cookies until pale golden, about 13 minutes. Transfer cookies to racks; cool. Repeat with remaining dough disk.

Make icing by mixing powdered sugar with enough milk to achieve desired consistency. It should be fluid and not too stiff. Add a drop or two of red food coloring to make flesh-toned frosting.

 

When cookies have cooled completely, cover with a thin layer of icing and let sit at least two hours, until frosting has set.

Use yellow decorator frosting for hair. Use white frosting to cover wings and make the outlines, except for penises, which should be outlined with pink decorator gel. Finish with red gel for the cock heads, and add facial features, using black or blue gel for the eyes.