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Other Goodies


Gingerbread 


Bukkake Cookies


Viagra Cupcakes


Dirty Sanchez


Horny Hearts  


Jiggly Gelatin Boobs


Cupid's Cock


Penis Pretzel


Double D Boob Buns 


Ejaculating Eclair


Witch's Tits


Halloweenies


Franken-Cocks


Vampire Vaginas 


 

 
Bukkake Cookies
 
1 cup unsalted butter, room temp
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 large egg
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
  Icing:
2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup milk
  food coloring
  various decorator icing and gels

 

       

Using electric mixer, beat powdered sugar and butter in large bowl until light. Beat in egg and vanilla. Add flour, baking powder and salt. Mix just to combine. Divide dough in half. Gather each piece into ball; flatten into disks. Wrap in plastic and chill 1 hour.

Preheat oven to 325F. Roll out 1 dough disk on floured work surface to 1/8-inch thickness. Cut out cookies in the shape of heads. Use scraps of dough to fashion the nose, lips and eyelids or eyebrows for each face. Press firmly into place. Transfer cookies to ungreased baking sheets, spacing 1 inch apart.

Bake cookies until golden, about 13 minutes. Transfer cookies to racks; cool.

Mix powdered sugar and milk till smooth. Reserve one third of the frosting in a separate bowl. Add a drop of red food coloring to the rest of the icing to make it flesh colored. Spread on facial areas of the cookies.

Allow to dry and harden. Add hair with desired color of frosting. Use other frostings or decorator gels to fill in lips, eyes and other facial features. Let frosting dry and harden for about an hour.

Take reserved plain white icing. It should be fluid and not too stiff. Add milk or water if necessary to achieve a drippy, but not runny consistency. Use a spoon to drizzle the "jizz" over the face cookies. Use as much as desired.


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